Friday, September 12, 2008

It's Always a Bad Idea to go off Script, Barry...

Check out this classic hit from BHO's critically acclaimed but panned by the public World Tour:

"...you know, it's always a bad practice to say "always" or "never..."

Huh? My head is spinning at the logic there. I mean, if it's always a bad idea to say always, then wasn't it a bad idea for Barry to say it's always a bad idea to say always... uh, I mean...

Wow. Perhaps this position is just too nuanced and sophisticated for my primitive ape's brain to comprehened. On the other hand, isn't this exactly the kind of logic that Captain Kirk used to send Norman the robot into an endless loop trying to figure it out? And isn't that as good an argument as there is for not putting too much power in one centralized location, like the Federal Government, as BHO wants to do?

You be the judge:



OGOD!

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